Thursday, January 22, 2015

If I was a God, this planet would be awesome, wishful thinking!

Can you imagine having God’s so called power? Religious people claim God is almighty and all knowing. God decides what happens to everybody in this earthly life whether or not you are bad person or good person he will send us to heaven or hell (according to the believers).  But how about God can we hold God accountable for all his wrong doing and misery he has put on us humans and the planet?
Or better yet can we look for responsible preachers and writers of these so called “holy” books who claim the writing and preaching represents their conversation with the “almighty”?
I mean God made some pretty bad judgments when it comes to “his” work! He had a problem with an Angel in heaven ( Gods problem was with the angel, not the fault of humans), I am not interested in whose fault it was, God and a bunch of angels had problems, we have to believe God’s written word for it through a human who wrote this). God outcast an angel from Heaven and sent it to Earth as punishment, this angel is also named Satan/Devil. Now that is some pretty fucked up shit, God gets a problem in heaven ( I guess not everything is perfect in paradise if God himself fights with Angels for whatever reason) and sends the devil to earth, thanks a lot! 
Another alternative is hell and reincarnation or just believe it’s all nonsense and create your own success and path in live take responsibility for yourself.
Polar Bears underway to Noah's Ark.
God asked Noah to build a boat and gather every living animal species in pairs to survive the big Flood  ( God was going to kill every living thing on earth by letting it rain for 45 days, one of his bad days in heaven ). Anybody ever ask how the polar bears, sea lions and penguins got aboard? Did they march in from the Antarctic over land to catch their boat ride? What about whales, kangaroos and poisonous spiders?
Were are the miracles of God?
I always asked myself why God was doing all these wonders in a time period people did not read or write and why God needed different humans to speak different languages? He could have just make these holy books appear in multiple languages or better imprint his will and rules in our human brains in a language understandable to everybody to avoid any interpretation mistakes (there were way more humans that were illiterate so that would make a lot more sense)! Why are those “holy rules”  books in Hebrew and Arabic, written by some writers in the dessert? He could have at least appeal to more writers let’s say two in each country in the world, just to avoid any misinterpretations. What happened to these wonders, God’s countless miracle performances in the writings of the “holy” books? We are now 2000 years further and no resurrections from the dead, not one human, no Elvis, John Lennon or Kennedy only Zombie movies and Walking Dead TV series. The only guys levitating and running on water are Chris Angels, Dynamo and David Blaine,  well known illusionists, but nobody considers them holy ( they would have been if they lived 2000 years ago)!

 Freedom of Speech, separation of Church and State.
Mohammed came and died so did Jesus ( if we believe those books), since they are deceased things have gotten a lot worse for humans on planet earth ( according to the bible Jesus came back for a few days, but then left to never return). The power of the Church and domination came to a halt after (a lot of bloodshed for 400 years). The church lost its power to humans with common sense, who fought for separation of Church and State. It’s because of this and the freedom of speech a lot more inventions were made and the industrial time and technology made a huge step forward for the benefit of mankind. Radical thinking or out of the box thinking and handling was punished by the Church and many other religions by dead.
If I was a God!
If I was a God, there would be no jealousy everybody could fuck everybody without ever a wrong word from anybody ( all wars started because of religion or a woman), You could gamble and never lose, you can use drugs and never become an addict. Every supermarket and shopping mall would have a GoGo Bar.
There would be no famine and every human would have plenty of water. All humans would have a home and there would not be any crime (so no need to have torture punishment writing in “holy” books as so called guidelines. There would be no disease or wars, because I would not allow it. There would not be jealousy and I would make sure the weather would be perfect with lots of sunshine a cool breeze and a beach near everybody’s home. Every man would find the perfect woman, every woman would find the perfect man. There would be no addictions and only humor, love and tons of sarcasm. It’s almost if planet earth want to show us humans to stop thinking and believing in the supernatural and behave rationally. I would not want to be worshiped as a God and would not accept any atrocities in the name of faith or any atrocities at all in that matter. I would make sure everybody has the confidence to develop their own “magical” path to enjoy life on this beautiful planet, without worshipping any Gods or listening to his so called messengers, they simply would not exist.
 The Pope does not speak with the divine!

The Pope visits what’s left of Tacloban in the Philippines a town completely destroyed by hurricane Haiyan, ironically the pope has to leave Tacloban in a hurry as hurricane number 21 hits the Philippines this year at the same time the Pope is visiting Tacloban. God showing “sarcasm and humor” the pope comes out of the plane when it landed and the wind blows off his white kippah (skullcap), “God” taking the piss! Amazing how millions of people stare in a mass hypnotized way to an old man in a white robe. The pope telling millions of Filipinos who became victims of terrible weather disasters that gays are ruining the family life of the Filipinos ( thanks pope for that advice this really help us move forward in any talks with God to blow the wind the other way in the coming year?). Next thing coming out of Mr ”Holy’s” mouth is a remark that it’s ok to punch somebody in the face if they insult your mother or religion. This remark is a direct result of the Charlie Hebdo attack in Paris( printings of French cartoon satire magazine), never let a good crisis go to waste to do some soul winning ( referring to insulted Muslims and Religion). This coming from one of the wealthiest  powerful men in the world who bought off sex scandals for hundreds of millions of dollar.
The Pope gives a Hug to a 12 year old street kid, thanks Pope, now go back son and eat and live on your garbage mountain again. If I come back in 5 years and when you have died from Hepatitis , I will make a cross with my hands and say a prayer ( what a guy ).
Ex-street kid weeps as she asks Pope why God lets children suffer in the Philippines.
The Wishful Thinking Community
Religious people are in the billions and they should be called the wishful thinking community. What if today we would put a hold on secret service and intelligence agencies and just have God decide if there would be a terrorist attack? Majority of religious people decide to take their chances being protected by secret service and intelligence! Right I thought so, it’s like being on the top floor of a 20 story building and taking the elevator down and you ask the religious person to jump from the roof to meet him downstairs, just fly from the building and pray to your God for a safe landing. For some reason faith and praying for the outcome is not taken that literally and seriously anymore when common sense, fear and knowledge takes over. Israel could say we break down the wall and our security check post and trust in their God, but they don’t. Even with the tight security today there will always be lunatics who find a way to do some slaughtering:
Palestinian man stabs people on Tel Aviv rush-hour bus.
Picture by: Chameleons Eye

Hamas followers keeps praying to Allah 5 times a day, but they are getting slaughtered and loose more and more territory to the Israelis. America puts billions in security and surveillance while 30% of Americans believes the written word of God in the bible. Another 50% of the American population is a little bit more moderate Christian” whatever that means”, so why not pray to God for a good outcome? The majority of religious people would rather have protection from CIA,FBI, Government and pray as well, double dipping just to make sure. Imagine if everybody would not touch any fire arms and just stay home and not fight whoever commands them to do so, just trust in God. Humans are hypocrites, the religious fighters would thank God if they just won a fight and scream God when they go into battle, but if they get knocked out or loose a leg in battle, they suddenly don’t make any religious signs or remarks any more.
‘Boy Who Came Back From Heaven’ actually didn’t; books recalled
Always question everything! 
Quote” Tyndale House, a major Christian publisher, has announced that it will stop selling “The Boy Who Came Back From Heaven,” by Alex Malarkey and his father, Kevin Malarkey.:”
The story is about a boy who has been in a coma since he was 6 years old. He awakens after two months, but it leaves him partly paralyzed. The boy recently wrote the following open letter to Christian bookstores: “I did not die and did not go to heaven” and I never even read the bible. He made up the story to get attention and attention he got especially from the Christian book  publisher Tyndale House. They sold over 1 million copies and continued the sales even after Alex’s mother had asked them to stop selling the book as it was painful to watch the lies, she continues to explain the real reason she and Alex no longer wanted to participate in the hoax/scam: She describes some reasons, but the main reason of course is that no royalties were paid from the book to Alex ( not even $1.-), nor his needs have ever been funded by the book. 
So the Christian publisher will stop selling the book now, those greedy “holy” bastards could have made some more millions, if they just would have paid some royalties to Alex. Surely all the money made from the book by the Christian publisher went  to the “Lord” and all the received profits from the book selling is now distributed by the Pope in the Philippines to the Filipino street children, Oepsss, sorry I caught myself in wishful thinking. The book will not be sold anymore which is strange? People love good stories and especially the wishful thinking community, why stop selling the book? This is just extra publicity and people forget after a few months a whole new load of wishful thinkers don’t even know about the confession of Alex. A few million more copies will be sold, mega profits for the Christian publisher. I guess the owner of the Christian Publisher has a conscience or is simply pissed off as a good Christian wishful thinker he was selling the truth, but it turned out to be a lie ( and the truth shall set you free).
Kiss me I change into a beautiful young princess, no I rather have a speaking frog!

Their website says; Quote “Tyndale House is a Christian community dedicated to researching all the primary evidence relevant to the study of the Bible”. I guess Alex was one of their pieces of evidence for the "Divine" and gave a whole new dimension to the word evidence!
We should treat all the so called “holy” books the same way. Remember this book of the story of Alex was ridiculed and questioned many times, there was such pressure that the mother and Alex finally came forward with the truth ( and not getting royalties sure helped to reveal the truth). If we just believe blindly in what is written in books, in the media and in our government we are basically dead with no sense of inner self. All of the religious guidance for humanity isn't doing anybody any good. The people that control everything and dictate what must be believed and how one should behave are creating mass separation and war. 
We should always question dogma!
Why would God, if he does exist and is a good God transcribe the following rules for people that insult him being punishable by death and tell stories of beheading's and stoning people to death?What good peaceful God would recommend such terrible violence? 
Leviticus 24:16 Holy Bible: Quote “anyone who blasphemes the name of the Lord is to be put to death. The entire assembly must stone them. Whether foreigner or native-born, when they blaspheme the Name they are to be put to death”.
Koran: 47:4: “Therefore, when ye meet the Unbelievers (in fight), strike off their heads; at length; then when you have made wide Slaughter among them, carefully tie up the remaining captives”: thereafter (is the time for) either generosity or ransom: Until the war lays down its burdens.”
5:33: “The punishment of those who wage war against Allah and His Messenger, and strive with might and main for mischief through the land is: execution [by beheading], or crucifixion, or the cutting off of hands and feet from opposite sides, or exile from the land: that is their disgrace in this world, and a heavy punishment is theirs in the Hereafter.”

5:33: Those that make war against God and His apostle and spread disorder in the land shall be slain or crucified or have their hands and feet cut off on alternate sides…”
So the beheadings of the Saudi’s or Jihad John are a result of the writings of this book the “Koran”.
Quote “8:12: “I will instil terror into the hearts of the unbelievers: smite ye above their necks and smite all their finger-tips off.”
8:12: “Terrorize and behead those who believe in scriptures other than the Qur’an.”
8:12: “I shall cast terror into the hearts of the infidels. Strike off their heads, strike off the very tips of their fingers.”
Now these "holy"books with fear mongering punishment rules for mankind simply does not work. Indonesia and Saudi Arabia have the death penalty for drug use, trafficking and for blasphemy. People are getting killed on a daily base for breaking the laws in those countries. It's also mind boggling why a God would describe in a holy book how his prophet is slaying people and cutting of heads. Where is the love, peace, harmony, compassion and empathy....
A popular need for the religious cult leaders like Yusef Estes from Peace TV is to show people from the other faiths like Christianity convert to Islam (like he did himself). Religious propaganda.
Christian man asks yusuf estes a question then accepts islam.
And on the other hand we have Christian propaganda where Muslims convert to Christianity.
Changing Tracks: Mario Joseph, Muslim Imam convert.
It is fascinating for me as a freethinking human being ( without a label I prefer to not be called an Atheist, just a human with his own opinion)  All these people that are so busy with the written words of books published thousands of years ago? If they would concentrate on their own path, create their own success and put energy in love, peace, progress and success and just hold themselves responsible we would make a huge step forward. Stop believing what others write or say, especially when it promotes serious violence,  believe in yourself! Let’s all work towards pushing humanity forward!
It is mind boggling to me that so many humans in the twenty-first century with a bit of sense would follow such nonsense.
Clearly an all-knowing, almighty God shouldn’t transcribe such “rules” and torturous guidelines only a schizophrenic, violent, delusional power seeking human would. Maybe the holy books were changed by the hands of some seriously messed up people, who knows. It shouldn't be followed nonetheless. If God is the epitome of peace he wouldn't have have rules for stoning people to death or decapitating the heads of “unbelievers”. God is almighty and all-knowing so why does he need humans to do some slaughtering in the name of the divine? 
We shouldn't listen to people advising us to be violent, not from a book, not from delusional voices in our heads and not from priests, Imams or other self-proclaimed “holy” messengers of God on Earth. Never ask questions or ridicule religion or be violently put to death! what kind of crap is that? Religious people  have the right to live on a flat earth (an earth not round or spherical) and believe the earth was created in 6 days and the sun is revolving around the earth ( tens of millions of people to this day still believe this). I would really like to live on this planet without other people dictating to me what I should believe or how I should behave and what to say and write. I will always ask questions, love satire and ridicule religion, if this resulted in only one person to start doubting religion and start behaving rationally it is well worth it. Shit, I just caught myself in wishful thinking, I guess all humans do it!