Friday, December 19, 2014

Sex Tapes "Leaked", Woman Feminism, Sick Deadly Holiday.

What Other People Think Of Us Is More Important Than Our Own Health And Thoughts.

In Thailand and in Asia there are loads of skin products to make your skin whiter, I never understood this, as I like nice tan brown skin. When I use to live in Holland many people had tanning beds in their homes to get more brown during the winter and in the summer everybody is sun bathing and trying to get darker skin. The reason in Europe for getting a tan is not only for vanity, but it also shows other humans you have the luxury of laying in the sun and not work. In Thailand it is the opposite, people think if you have white skin you do not not work on the land in the sun as a peasant and therefore you would have a higher status having a lighter skin.



Talking about skin products, the cosmetic industry is now at an estimated worth of over 1 trillion annually. You can find woman’s make up everywhere from seven eleven to gas stations worldwide Cosmetics everywhere for emergency cases for the panicking female species who forgot their make-up bags while traveling to their destinations. Now some woman paint their toenails which is fine by me, but if you have hideous feet a little bit of paint on the nails won’t help. I’ve always wondered how these fat overweight female “cows” with turkey drumstick legs wear open high heel shoes with sausage fat feet and toes stuffed in these pumps, showing of a colour on those toe nails for what purpose? Please stop doing that where rubber garden boots and hide those hideous body parts ( the complete feet and fat enklesplease). Those woman’s big sausage toe’s are so much under pressure in those small pumps ( oversize shoes are still way to small) that the big toes are growing outwards and the end result is a completely unnaturally deformed toes and feet. Then some of the fat community of female humans have those long fake fingernails which are not only painted, but they do have jewelry stones on those painted fingernails. It has actually become a profession of other female humans to paint nails of other female humans ( sometimes male) and glue stones on those fake nails, all to draw more attention.



I’m sure many people will have heard of the Geisha In Japan which is a hostess and entertainer. Their whole life they are prepared to be a hostess and an artist. The Geisha’s caretakers wrap the feet of these young geisha girls in training to ensure their feet grow a certain way and so they don’t grow too much. They also have to wear special short shoes that are fabricated for the small feet all because this would be more attractive and sexy to the male species, leaving many woman with handicap deformed feet for the rest of their lives.

The Geisha’s also painted their faces white for the same reason, to show higher status.

The Maasai people (Kenia and tanzenia) and the Kayan people put neck rings on their infants as early as the age of two in order to elongate their necks as this is considered very beautiful in a woman.  The neck coil is increased overtime resulting in a very long deformed looking neck. Like the Thailand skin story, many of the The South Ndebele peoples of Africa wear neck rings not only as part of their traditional dress but as always it is a sign of wealth and status. 

Back to human's favorite occupation, sheep behavior.

We socially conditioned to try to fit in and so It is very important of society thinks of us and therefore the majority will participate in the latest fashion.  In the twenty first century we recently had the ice bucket challenge, a few celebs throwing some ice cubs for a so called charity project and millions of people around the world followed suit -  putting buckets of ice cubes over their heads,  the ultimate sheep behavior.  The ice bucket challenge is filmed and the person nominates then nominates another individual to do the ice bucket challenge and so it continues. If that person does not except the challenge well then he does not belong to the hurdle anymore. 

Picture by: quangbuiphotography Shutterstock.com

Cars, homes, Handbags, watches, Jewelry, piercings, tattoo’s, cosmetics, sexy clothes, designer clothes, shoes, hats. People need to impress other humans and will go to great lengths to impress the other people.

Its hard to find the perfect white knight, rare, but as seen on this picture not impossible.
Men Lose Their Sexual Appetite.

In “modern” times men distance themselves more and more from a relationship and the hastle of woman. The feminine community has been promoting the agenda of sexual harassment  and woman independence in so many cases, that the young male species does not want to take the risk of headache being with a woman/girl. The picture for woman of the ideal man has also been derailed by role models as the movie stars like Captain America, Thor, James Bond Greg Daniels, Batman”s Christian Bale etc. According to the women there are no real man out there anymore who know how to treat them, so they become nagging and complaining human beings blaming the male species for their incompetence and miserable lives, men cannot please them anymore. Yet the vast majority of woman devour books like “50 shades of gray" where a man does treat the woman as a princess, but he is also a Sado-Masochist, into bondage and an anal intruder, well that is trendy and not a problem. Hundreds of millions of woman read these books, another English writer Sophia Kinsella also is capturing tens of millions of women readers.
The result is that the majority of men withdraw themselves and finds comfort in their own homes, masturbating for their computers watching porn. Or in some cases masturbating while playing computer games. Or replacing their sex drive completely by playing computer games and watching porn and sports. No need to give a constant flow of compliments to a female companion and to tell her every 5 minutes she looks good, even if she is a fat nagging cow with fake painted nails with sausage foot and turkey drumstick legs she needs compliments and constant flow of attention and recognition from the male.


Sex Tapes, The Ultimate Cry for Attention and More Popularity.

I would say sex tape “leak” number 1 is Rob Low’s: tape showing Rob having sex with two under aged teenagers and the same tape also showed Rob with another man and female. It makes you wonder who shot that tape and what the hell was Rob thinking that leaking this tape would make him more cool having sex with underage teenagers?
Colin Farrell’s sex tape with Playboy model Nicole Narain was a great win win deal for both of them and their ego’s.

Kendra Wilkison had her first sex tape out at age of 18, before she had breast implants and failed relationships. I hope for Kendra there will be no “leaked” future old sex tape were she is playing with Hefner’s old shrinker willy that would definitely change my view of her forever.

Jennifer Lopez’s Honeymoon sex tapes leaked and a lot of restraining orders followed from the lawyers of Jennifer to release the tape.



The leader of all sex tapes -  Pamela Anderson and Tommy “the Banana” Lee. Lee later made a deal with the online provider of the footage to get a cut of all revenue. ( free, good publicity, banging his hot wife, and making money, not a bad deal Tommy). Bret Michaels with Pamela Anderson can also been seen in a “new leaked” sex tape, the dick contest between Bret and Tommy orchestrated by Pamela to be judged by millions of other humans… welcome to the show!


 Paris Hilton’s  the black sheep of the family can’t miss the sex tape boat! She has a homemade sex tape “leaked”  on the market now. Rumor is that Paris wears an anonymous mask these days at every party, she parties 7 days a week drinking loads of alcohol. Without Paris Hilton being in disguise while having sex, the result would be an overflow of “leaking” sex tapes on the market. This would decrease the effect and destroy the word leaked. Men who would have sex with Paris they can forget about getting famous because of these “leaked” tapes as there are too many names for the public to remember.

Chua Soi Lek said he did not know he was being filmed while having sex and so he resigned as Minister of Health and Vice President of Malaysia. But in 2009 he returned as Malaysian Chinese Association as the president.



Bill Clinton did not have sex with Monica Lewinsky although he did get blow jobs and placing a cigar in her vagina it was judged not having sex, for the price tag of 60 million dollars in lawyer’s fees and court expenses.

Tom Sizmore’s producer made an 8 hour sex tape ( we do not know how many edits and stand ins) , so Tom’s leaked sex tapes must have come in a collection box of dvd’s. Rumour is that the agent advised Tony to go for the length of the deed performance. This would be picked up in the media as Tony the Kama Sutra champion if the 8 hour footage would be accidentally  “leaked”. Compliment for the camera guy having enough tape and gigabytes to tape the marathon sex king.

sex tape

Kid Rock’s “leaked” sex tape with Scott Stapp plus four groupies in 1999. Surely Scott was blamed for leaking the tape, great publicity for both men. Kids Rock’s song “I want to be a cowboy”  singing: I want to run a whore house for all the right reason comes to mind.

Fat Ass irritant “queen” Kim Kardashian created a sex tape with Ray-J in 2007. When the tape “leaked” it did little for Ray-J's career, but Kim Kardashian’s career skyrocketed rocketed to fame including her family, multiple reality shows all from a “leaked” sex tape!

Kanyne West, Hulk Hogan, Minka Kelly, Gene Simmons…… the list is endless “leaked” sex tapes everywhere. Damn how much of a coincidence is it that all these celebs make sexual performance videos and then somehow the footage gets stolen or leaked? The footage gets online or ends up at a tabloids magazine desk?


Tommy Lee is one of the most honest guys to publicly admit he made a deal with the only distributor of his so called “leaked’ content. All these “celebs” who need mass recognition for their sexual performances and showing of their genitals. Some female Hollywood stars are actually angry at their new “partner” as they found out that the length of the penises in the “leaked’ sex tapes is actually much shorter, implying a stand in was used. Several Law suites have been reported where several guys came out and blamed the producer of the “leaked” sex tapes that wrong camera angles were used and made their penises look smaller. Some female celebs  had a “kukeleku” aka overflow of hanging vagina lips but The vagina’s on the “leaked” sex tapes where beautiful designer vagina’s, so there must have been a stand in.

What is this world coming to?.. we can’t even trust a “leaked” sex tape of a celeb? Sorry celebs for spoiling your efforts to “leaked”  a sex tape to show your size and shape of your genitals all for boosting up your ego and celebrity status. We just can’t trust the media and these tapes anymore.

They even made a movie with the subject Sex Tape: picture by: Jaguar PS Shutterstock.com

Recently in “modern” times its all about celeb cyber hacking. A hacker get into a celebs personal email account and gains access to their private photos and many times there are nude photos. There is tons of news releases out on this topic, photo-shopped, video manipulation and reality porn and nude photos. How kind, polite and creative of the celebs to make these nude photos and videos and store them in cyberspace to be discovered by hackers. You would think they'd learn from all those missing VHS tapes and illegal accidental uploads.  Apparently the celeb trend is you have to have a hacked nude I cloud account or a hacked I-phone ( smartphone ) to be a modern day celeb. Sex scandals content flows with modern technology because of an unlimited demand of the mass public sheep.



Recent Hacks of Nude Celebrities Reveals Need for Greater Privacy

100 Celebrities Have Their Phones Hacked And Naked Photos Posted Online.

The big movie studios understand the importance of their content being hacked to the public. They do not have to pay the news agency to spread the “news”. Instead of the celeb getting all the media attention, now the studio is full in the publicity all without paying any news agency or PR firm. Sexy and adventures to mention North Korea in this “attack” which is laughable as there is not a shred of evidence.

White House Doesn’t Rule Out Cyber counterattack in Sony Hack

The Sony hack: how it happened, who is responsible, and what we've learned
http://www.vox.com/2014/12/14/7387945/sony-hack-explained

OOh "NEW" make a Porn movie about the Sony hack, riding on the free publicity of the press.

NEWS/ 

Hustler Making a Porn Parody of Sony's The Interview (Take That, North Korean Hackers!)

http://www.eonline.com/news/608327/hustler-making-a-porn-parody-of-sony-s-the-interview-take-that-north-korean-hackers

Latest trends in the sex scandal footage business are famous sports people and celebs accidently letting themselves being caught on camera while on a holiday like Ronaldo and who is the man behind Ronaldo in the water? Who cares, put them on the cover of everything:


Cristiano Ronaldo DOING Girlfriend on Beach

The next big thing for the celebs is royal hacks and hacks where priest stored photographs on the Vatican server, showing videos and pictures of priest where they are holding young celebs penises for the good of their upbringing. Great creative way to bring some more awareness to some celebs names and for the sheep to devour their next sex celeb scandal with James Bond flavor in case of North Korea or the new church flavor like Dan Brown the Da Vinci Code.


 Family Deadly Holidays

The average family travels by car or plane to a holiday destination for a few weeks  after working for a whole year, ( I say screw the 9 to 5)  most often the destination is a warm country.
There are some interesting differences and similarities in the male and female human species. If they get stuck together for 2 or three weeks for 24 hours a day, while being on a holiday they can start to hate each other and irritate the shit our of each-other.

It starts in the car with a trip of a thousand miles from Holland to Spain. This trip is made by many Dutch families during the holiday season. Funny thing is that the female insists on helping their husbands read the map while driving  to the destination. Surely the family gets lost and the result is they drive an extra 120 miles, the woman is screaming that the husband should have listened to her advice and it was his fault they drove the wrong way. The children in the car swallow the next chocolate candy bar and drinking a monster energy drink, continuing playing their handheld video games, so far so good. After a fourteen hour road trip the family arrives at the vacation trailer park. We call it camping in Dutch but it’s not the same this as going camping in English.  

Pms after a 14 hour car ride.

PMS at the Wrong Moment.

So the wife also has PMS during the car trip. While the family is unpacking and installing their tent and caravan a drunken Spanish scooter driver hits the family car. The woman is furious and is screaming her lungs out to the young Spanish scooter driver. While the whole family is arguing with the young scooter driver the companion of the scooter driver robs the families car all the paperwork, cash holiday money and credit cards are now stolen. The driver apologizes many times and then suddenly starts is scooter mobile and vanished. Just one hour later the woman discovers that all the wallets, paperwork and credit cards are gone. It is 12 at night and everybody is exhausted. The tent entrance has a failure and cannot be closed properly and the caravan window cannot be closed because of a mechanical failure. The children are nagging no more video games as their beloved portable video games were also stolen. 

Just when you think things can’t get any worse. The next day everybody is hungry, but there is no money, the youngest of the family who is 12 was bitten by a malaria mosquito and she gets very ill. The father wants to go to the hospital, but he has no ID or money except a small amount of cash he had in his pocket. Dutch family comes to the rescue and lends them some money so the father rushes the daughter to the hospital where she has to stay for 4 days. Finally after one week their holiday starts when the father wired money from his companies boss. They eat stake and schnitzels with French fries and mayo at the same restaurant they always go as a brave sheep.



After 10 days the father is on the beach and his eyes are drawn to a young girl of 23 who is teaching aerobics on the beach. Several times she bends over while her perfect ass is staring at the husband who is laying down with his family 6 meters from  the aerobic teachings. He gets a huge slap from his wife in public, I see how you looks at her ass. It was embarrassing for him and how could you look the other way ( it was criminal to not look, even if you looked 180 degree to the other side it would not have matters), the whole beach was staring at that ass and he gets humiliated in public for just being there at the wrong place at the wrong time not even starring. It does not stop their anymore the wife is now bitching for the rest of the day, you like then skinny anorexia gymnastic bitch why don’t you go live with her. When they return to the camping his wife locks the door of the caravan and dad has to sleep in the tent that is attached to the caravan. First thing in the morning coming out of the wives mouth, I know you dream about that skinny bitch, I know it I can see it. She can’t help herself anymore, the crappy food , lack of sleep and last day of her PMS becomes too much. At night the father tries to calm down his wife who in front of their children losses the plot. You oversexed piece of shit, now your starring at the waitress, you sexual perverted pedophile, how could I have ever married you.

Aerobic teacher on the beach.

The last 5 days he sleeps in a hotel and the wife is rambling on about a divorce and how the hell she could have married this sexual perverted man for 27 years. She swallows another Oxycontin tablet and a sleeping tablet at night followed with three glasses of wine. The sick daughter cries all the time and cannot be in the sun. The elderly son gets caught stealing from the local convenient store and the father has to pay a big fine and bribe the Spanish polish to avoid escalation. The man wishes he was back in Holland , back to work. When they are back in Holland the wife can’t help herself anymore she want a divorce. The father and the children understand the marriage cannot be saved. Four months after their 27th holiday they are divorced and both live separate lives. The wife keeps spreading rumors to the family members how perverted her former husband was and her intake of Oxycontin tablets is increased to the level of three times per day. She drinks daily while taking her medicine tablets and eating the wrong food in huge quantities. her overweight body is now transforming to an Obese monstrous alien. She dies of a stroke just two years after her “famous” holiday with a record breaking weight of 176 kg. The man wins the lottery of 48 million and goes back to merry the young aerobic teacher in Spain ( kidding).  It’s funny how humans stay together and are annoyed on a daily base by each other. The insecurity of themselves is projected in accusing their loved ones with accusations often not realizing they are the course of paranoia behavior themselves ( this is visa versa not only woman but man can be extremely deadly jealous as well). 

After the intake of medicine with Alcohol "it" fakes happiness on the Beach.

People should stop being so busy with what other people think and work on themselves

Don’t blame anybody, live your life as good as you can. Stop being jealous and being insecure and choose your own way of life which satisfies you. Do not blame others for your problems and point your fingers to others on a daily basis. Go to the gym get you aerobic wonder body yourself if you are jealous of aerobic “skinny” bitches. Stop eating crap foot and taking medicine with alcohol and be proud of your achievements and your own self. Only then you can also be a pleasant person for others, no need to worry about others and what they think of your behavior, how you dress or how fat you are.



If things are really tough, make a sex tape,  put some South Africa rings on your wife’s neck. Put her in some Geisha shoes and attach a fake tail on her but.  Record and edit on repeat all her complaints on a rock beat (distributed by Sony) dub her swearing on the beat. Paint her green and then accidently forget the cd of the footage at an internet cafĂ© for the next tech nerd to upload. And your genitals penetrating a druggy fat ass can now be seen all over the digital highway ( those would be headliners in the tabloids). Instant fame guaranteed and hey it might even save your marriage and it would do wonders for your financial situation, who knows?



The Romans Sex Liberties.

In the roman times everybody was fucking everybody you have public bathing houses and nobody cared who was fucking who. Prostitution was legal and even the upper-class had sex with their slaves. Pornographic  paintings can be even found today at art collections in the upper-class households. It was normal for men to be attracted to both sexes male and female ( but the younger partner should not be a freeborn Roman) Homosexual or heterosexual were no different. There was no moral censure if a man wanted to enjoy sex with a woman or man or in many cases both. The Romans woman were also celebrated in Latin literature, the Romans had more flexible gender categories then the Greeks.



The church and other religions spoiled the fun by introducing marriage and monogamy. And the "sinning" was then punished and all kinds of rules and laws enforced.

Sex with man or woman regardless who was screwing who was not considered a scandal at the time of the Romans, therefore if they had the technology back them for making sex tapes, you could not “leak” the tape for popularity services. If everybody is screwing everybody and there is no shame or difference in preferable sexes who cares.
Makes you wonder why the Romans hated the arrival of Christianity, what do you think?

(C) Bas Boon

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