Monday, December 15, 2014

Christmas Sheep, Kardashian Ass Spell, Turkey Vagina....

Christmas Celebration of what and who? Wrong birthday.

Quote John 10:8 .  “So Jesus said to them again, Truly, truly, I say to you, I am the door of the sheep. All who have came before me are thieves and robbers, but the sheep did not hear them, I am the door; if anyone enters through me, he will Be saved and we will go in and out and find pasture” The bible propaganda shows how to listen and follow a “leader” labeling and stigmatizing people was already present back then.

Who was born and when and why celebrate and how to celebrate?

Paulo Coelho the great Brazilian author wrote the opposite of that message in his book “the alchemist”, where a young sheepherder actually leaves his job from being a Shepherd and explores the world looking for a treasure and searching for the purpose and meaning of life..
The problem with humans is that they should take these biblical writings metaphorically, but as always the biblical text is misinterpreted or is it taken too seriously?

Consumer Madness on Black Friday.

Black Friday is a negative name which first came about by the Philadelphia police department, the police described it as the unpleasant day in the life of a cop (mildly spoken) , extra duty and over-call for all the cops, too much traffic, too many people in stores, drunk, fights, family tragedies  etc.. In the 1980 the term black Friday became synonym for mass consumers to buy whatever they could get their hands on, never mind if the Sheep needed the goods or not. Bus and cab drivers just said the term Black Friday was used because of traffic jams and the sheep well the sheep just kept buying more and more stuff because all of the other sheep are doing it.
Like all the other sheep a good sheep must have a Turkey for thanksgiving, they stuff the bird full of raisins and other food and alcohol attributes ( thanking the almighty God for the harvest). In the US alone 45 million turkeys die at Thanksgiving and another 22 million on Christmas, it is the sheep eating the birds, gods ways are indeed mysterious. The free holidays where the sheep eat turkeys and drink wine and eat tons of ice-cream. The next day the sheep wait in huge lines to start the shopping madness, some sleep with their huge bloated bellies in front of a store, so they can be the first sheep who can enter the stores when they open. Sheep Shopping is officially started and the hurdle of zombie sheep is entering the shopping zones to get sheared.

Christmas is the original celebration of the birth of Christ, but there is a problem with this. Modern historians estimate the birth of Christ between 7 and 2 BC ( for the sheep who do not know , they do not really know when or if a messiah named Christ was born), some say a date was initially chosen nine months after Jesus was conceived. Some churches celebrate on the 25 th of December or January 7th, there are different old calendars such as the Julian calendar and old Gregorian calendar, (to make it all more confusing). We do not even know if Jesus was born at all, but the sheep community kills about 70 million birds ( mostly Turkeys) because most other sheep eat birds as well on these “celebration” dates.

My last day on earth is at Christmas, I make the best of it.

Sheep are easily fooled, the Sheppard just tells a story and gives a command and the sheep do not ask questions. I will jump to humans now but for the people who have problems reading, the sheep is the word to be replaced for humans.

Self mutilation, Plastic surgery.

Many humans are in constant need for attention and will go to great length to satisfy their ego’s. Hollywood and television are brainwashing the people how the ideal human should look like an behave and what to buy. This has led to some “hilarious” Frankenstein creatures, they were not dead when they did plastic surgery or used botox, but they might as well be dead. Those humans intervened with nature and in many cases made things far worse.
Donatella Versace could survive jumping out of a plane from 10 miles high and land safely using “her” doctors made things called “lips” as a parachute.

Yolanthe van Kasbergen the wife of soccer player Wesley Sneijder recently transformed herself to be a permanent actress for the next ten sequels of the walking dead acting as the main zombie. John Rivers ( RIP) the annoying old witch who had her own TV program where she would trash other celebrities on their clothes, looks and behavior ( people find it extremely funny if insecure TV Celebs criticize other human celebs, it makes them laugh) . Rivers had a serious plastic surgery addiction, more than 15 times a year over a period 50 years she had work done on her body and face. Amanda Lepore is a transsexual, but actually she looks like an alien from another planet. If there really were scary aliens out of space creatures like Alien and Predator invading earth, they would leave the planet if we only would show pictures of this Amanda thing. Others ”celebs” who can safely land jumping from a plane using their lips as parachutes are: Big Ang and Janice Dickinson, Mellanie Griffith, Daryl Hannah, Nikki Cox, Pete Burns, Johanna Tukiainen, Michaela Romanini. Surely not only the female species run to doctors for changing their appearance, Axel Rose, Mickey Rourke, Michael Jackson the list is endless. Many people who are in the spotlight have huge inflated egos that makes them think they are special and above other humans. The need to be forever young and beautiful is at an all time high. A plastic surgery voucher for Christmas, just an idea.

250K Christmas Drug Party.

 The drug clinics are full of celebs who are in war with their own ego’s and they try to escape the pain by drinking alcohol and taking drugs. Paparazzi journalist’s are waiting at the entrance and back door of the rehab, to shoot their next headline picture for a tabloid gossip magazine about another celeb getting clean…. or not.  Many times the celeb’s agent makes a call that the VIP client will be going to a clinic at a specific times so the paparazzi can get their photos. Almost all publicity is good publicity. I have produced a couple of movies and I can say from personal experience that the industry is a big circus. I did a movie called Bad Guys and our main actor after a week of shooting just didn't turn up on set one morning and after two days he still could not be found. So we went to his house, I climbed over the fence of his house where I finally found him, after three days at the back of the house near the dog house he was waking up from doing an eight ball for his early Christmas celebration ( I had to ask later what that was). Now we had to re-shoot the film of the previous week with all the shots he was in and we had to replace him and his eight ball cost us 250K. We could sue this guy, but in the industry this would create more problems for you as a producer as the story would be that you as a producer are difficult to work with, plus many actors are with some union protecting them. If actors are quit cheap to work with, expect troubles ahead, their fame but being cheap for hire has a reason, I learned my lesson.

Hollywood, Television, Media fueling the consumerism madness.

James Bond synonymous with Dry Martini and Aston Martin

The Hollywood and television stars are then approached by executives from big brands like Versace, Hugo Boss, Rolex, Gucci, To do campaigns or they just send the celebs their products. People are buying up the products just because of the celebrity name attached to it. Sheep behaviour. James Bond’s watch, The car like Austin Martin, George Clooney Nespresso….. The list is endless. Big business these days is the celebrity perfume. These celebs and the advertisement and marketing companies brainwash the majority of humans to be up-to-date ( want to have. must have) with the latest trends convincing us we actually need some of this shit.
I never understood trends or fashion in the matter, I was always occupied in creativity, producing fights, movies, dvd’s etc, management, but I know something about marketing and advertisement. About two months before Christmas is the best time to release your catalog or products. That is when consumerism madness reaches its highest point. Humans buying and buying mostly things they already have, but they need to update it to the latest model, I-Phone, I-pad, lap top, Gigabytes, new color clothes, watches, jewelry and shoes. This leads to crazy situations where people will do just about anything to show other humans they are up-to-date with the trends. 

No ugly feet in open toe high heel shoes, please

Like you see TV celebs wearing open toe shoes as the shoe is hip, but her toes are those big hammer frog toes straight out of a scary horror movie ( that tall bitch from E: style secrets ) , I do not want to see this so please buy some rain boots and hide those hideous "toes". Then you have these fat people who are in peace with their heavier self  because of the Kardashian’s ass as a role model. Humans achieved to land a satellite ( rosetta) on a comet recently, but on the same day the Kardashian’s ass was from page news. This bitch Kardashian is soley responsible for many  beautiful girls putting fat injections in their butts and eating certain food to gain weight and do butt exercises to increase the size of their butts.. But the kardashian’s have plump butts so we now have a whole generation of young girls working on fattening their butts. Now we are witnessing fat cows wearing hot pants and tight jeans all because of one celeb who’s Facebook soon will be reaching 30 million likes. Kardashian the fat sheep herder and her fat ass following sheep. It’s a human tragedy.

Kardashian Ass a few years from now!

I would like to have a labia reduction surgery for Christmas, a what?

Turkey / Rooster neck looks identical to some vagina's

Ahum you want a what? An acquaintance of mine was telling me the other day that his new girlfriend wanted labia surgery. I had to look that up, it turns out some girls/woman’s  vagina change over time, they want a designer vagina. Some use stitches and make the vagina smaller, in the case of my friends gf she wanted to have an overflow of skin removed. My friend showed me a photo of her vagina that looked like a rooster’s/turkeys neck. In Holland we have a name for such vagina’s we call them a kukelekuu ( kukelekuu it’s a sound that a rooster makes in the morning, referring to the red thing vibrating on the roosters throat). It is mind boggling to me how those vagina’s turned in to those strange hanging pile of over sized “rooster” lips. It makes you wonder how the hell they got their vagina’s like that? Did they put a hoover on their genitals for getting an orgasm, did their former boyfriend did some very strange things, those are some spooky thoughts. I mean I do not know any babies who are born with a “rooster’ vagina, so it must have happened over time. My friend told me they got so big he could not even find her opening anymore. That’s is some creepy shit I told him and I felt for him. I live in Pattaya and in the Bangkok hospital people come from all over the world, transsexuals who want their penises removed, make penises bigger, bigger breast it’s all possible against a tenth of the price of Hollywood. So girls if you  created this big pile of wild flesh hanging in between you’r legs, it’s easy to be removed and it’s called Labia Surgery. Guys if you are irritated by this deformation of your female companion’s vagina, give her a hospital cunt gift certificate for Christmas. You will always think about this comparison ( Turkey/Rooster neck with vagina) while eating a Turkey for the rest of your lives).

Typical Sheep Behavior, Extreme Consumerism 

looks like a Christmas three all year around

I had a girlfriend who had an obsession with nail polish. It was not only the different colors and bottles she collected, but the volume was astonishing. By the rate of her buying nail polish I had to dedicate a whole room just for her nail polish bottles. She had so much she could polish the nails of several hurdles of elephant toes, but she never had enough. You go shopping, she would stop at every cosmetic store or department and the nightmare began. I like this bottle, oooh a new color, look these are sparkling, they have new ones with perfume, this one has a motive, look these tiny stones, these are special shape bottles. The new celeb nail polish line just went on sale and on Christmas I even saw a Santa Clause dressed up doll with nail polish. Must have been a transsexual St Claus. Christmas shopping, huge masses of sheep walking behind each other looking through windows to let their eyes bewitched by the next must have products. My friend had a similar problem only his gfr was a professional sunglasses collector. Vercace, Armani they needed to be high-class sunglasses according to her they really protect you from the sun (which almost never shines in Holland). She would lose or forget one of those sunglasses and then freak out immediately wanted to buy a new pair. My friend said once but you have 180 pairs at home, he never made that remark again as his gfr became hysterical and no intercourse followed for two months, how dare you say that. I went against my will Christmas shopping with my friend and his gfr with the sun-glass obsession. 

Both our girlfriends just spent one hour in a store surrounded with fat mothers and their screaming kids, the kids spilling ice-cream and chocolate all over the place ( feeding kids high amounts of sugar makes kids more unpredictable and wild it brings a special touch to the Christmas atmosphere). The music in the store was jazz, I hate jazz. It reminds me of movies where you have a schizophrenic murderer that looses it from one moment to the next and as a producer you would choose this crazy music ( jazz) to emphasize craziness. The next shop is Starbucks as the girls want their coffee at a branded place and guess what, from the Starbucks loudspeakers we bring you Jazz music. Again screaming kids everywhere a huge line up with 50 sheep all screaming at each other with their hands full of bags with Christmas shopping. After 50 fat sheep in front of me receiving their Frappuccino’s with caramel and whip cream it is our turn, I swear not one single fat chunker had coffee who stood in line and all of them paid by credit card, yess no cash, they like to pay their interest of their disguised calorie bomb death shakes. The employees at Starbucks all had Christmas hats on, but the loudspeakers still play that horrific jazz crap ( I am not a fan of Christmas music, but I would have welcomed it). 

Michael Douglas in movie Fallen Down, I want breakfast.

Our order got mixed up with the wrong receipt and they had to remake the drinks, if we could wait another 15 minutes as they were waiting to refill whatever needed to be refilled. More jazz music, I just stood there and thought about that movie fallen down with Michael Douglas, where he suddenly looses the plot and starts shooting people. These are all the ingredients of becoming a mass murderer.

The Sheep getting sheared

Christmas at Mac Donald’s and the hospital.

My friends gfr who had the obsession with sunglasses brought her kid from a previous relationship she had. The little boy wanted to go to the MacDonalds as he loved those toys that come with the happy meal. MacDonalds is the nbr 1 toy distributor in the world, their marketing department found out that you need to attract the sheep when they are very young. They know the kid is not coming alone and has to bring their parents so they can sell more burgers and chicken, all because of some plastic toys which the kids play with while eating their burgers and drinking a milkshake from a cup which is bigger than the kids head. While the little 5 year old is running around a huge Christmas tree at Mac Donalds with other kids we are sitting in a booth watching the kids running around. Suddenly there is panic the five year old boy had his plastic toy in his mouth, the toy got stuck in his air pipe, scared to death he falls backwards in the huge Christmas tree which falls down and as a result all the kids start to scream and there is widespread panic now. 

The Christmas balls are breaking down on the floor while the Christmas tree is falling. Three overweight fat workers from Macdonalds rush to the scene, but just stood there with their mouths open. I took the boy by his back and moved him up and down then hitting him on his back with my hand and the toy came shooting out of his throat. New music sounds to the loudspeakers its jazz while I am holding the boy in my arms surrounding by a broken tree with hundreds of destroyed Christmas balls. We rushed to a hospital as we feared that he might still have some parts of the toy stick in his windpipe ( we got stuck in traffic for 30 min).

Impression of celebrities while stuck in traffic.

We entered the hospital and had to wait their for 20 minutes in a room, surely they played jazz and I asked kindly if they could change the music, They kindly told me they could not, I just sat forced to listen to jazz again and listen to the girls complaining as they forgot their bags with nail polish and bought sunglasses in the panic at the Mac Donald’s. Its Friday a few weeks before Christmas and I have many more shopping days to look forward to. In Thailand they are not religious there is Buddhism but where I live in Pattaya Thailand they celebrate everything. Halloween, fourth of July, The American and Canadian Thanksgiving, New Years Evening, every holiday in the western world is celebrated in Pattaya. Christmas in Soi 6 is thousands of sheep with clear high heels wearing a Christmas hat, Hohoho!

 AC/DC - Mistress for Christmas

(C) Bas Boon