Sunday, October 19, 2014

God Causes Obesity and Bomb Burgers for World Peace

God Causes Obesity and Bomb Burgers for World Peace 

In the holy books like the Quran and the bible there are thousands of rules for us humans to follow. But what about what is not written in those books we cannot find anything about aliens or the universe and in the first edition of the bible the earth was proclaimed to be flat however we now know it’s a sphere.
There are rules about food what you can eat and what you can’t eat for example in the Quran as well as the Hadith and Sunnah it is described how to eat meat (it must be halal slaughtered) and no pork is allowed. Pork is forbidden in most religions as it is a filthy animal and not good for your health (it is true there are more parasites in pork if you do not cook it well and even if you do apparently). According to the Quran the only foods explicitly forbidden are meat from animals that die of natural cases and blood no blood is allowed. The meat of swine (porcine animals, pigs), and animals dedicated to other than Allah..
Now here is where things get interesting and controversial very controversial. We all know that after Ramadan (30 days fasting) the Muslims have a party called: id-oel-fitr in Dutch translated as sugar fest.

Now the recent discovery is that to much sugar is a poison:

The result of this Ramadan followed by the sugar fest is that there is a staggering Obesity problem in the Arab world.

70% of Saudis are obese, says the study

The daily mail UK: 14 apr. 2012 - Qatar, the richest nation on earth, is also the fattest with half of all adults obese and 17 per cent of the population suffering from diabetes.
Kuwait, 30% of males and 55% of females over the age of 15 were classified as obese, making Kuwait the country with the highest prevalence of obesity in the Arabic-speaking countries.
KUALA LUMPUR: Malaysia has been rated as the highest among Asian countries for obesity.
Ika Krismantari, The Jakarta Post, Jakarta: Child obesity a growing problem in Indonesia.

Souse Wikipedia: Obesity in North Africa and the Middle East is a notable health issue. In 2005, the World Health Organization measured that 1.6 billion people were overweight and 400 million were obese. It estimates that by the year 2015, 2.3 billion people will be overweight and 700 million will be obese.[1] The Middle East, including the Arabian Peninsula, Eastern Mediterranean, Turkey and Iran, and North Africa are no exception to the worldwide increase in obesity.

That's wrong with God, why is he forgetting important health tips?

What’s wrong with God? He needs us humans write down all those rules in the Bible and Quran, but he forgets to say anything about processed foods, sugar, mayonnaise, tomato ketchup, mustard, ice cream, brownies, waffles, gluten, gmo’s, frappuccino’s, mars bars, raider bars, snickers bars, coca cola, red bull, corn syrup, artificial sweeteners, aspartame, milkshakes, heroine, lsd, here is a top ten list:                      

Islam is promoting to have children as many as a soccer team, but the death rate now for diabetes, heart failure, thrombosis and strokes are skyrocketing. Therefore Clinton sending 22 cruise missiles to get revenge because of an assassination attempt on American president George Bush killing 6 Arabs for 25 million dollars of missile cost makes no sense.

These days we are deploying military and bombers to those troubled nations, we discuss the axis of evil countries like North Korea and Iran. All “we” have to do is send big B52 bomber planes full of burgers sponsored by burger king and Mac Donald’s (this way it’s not costing as much money to the taxpayer). We should add bottles of caramel fudge artificial syrup with a few hundred thousand cans of monster and red bull energy drinks and some frappuccinos.
Guess what it would do with the population instead of bombs and killing the infrastructure they get food and drinks from the sky with the courtesy of some American big companies such as coca cola and Monsanto and Starbucks. No images of victims such as children who are burned, beheaded, amputated limbs, no hiring of propaganda crisis actors only happy faces and no infrastructure damage and more importantly because men are ill there will be less rape and warfare.

If diagnosed as a child with adhd doctors and pharmaceutical industry will subscribe tons of pills for you ( the younger the more addicted and longer you stay a customer the better), so we should add a monthly bombardment of Ritalin, OxyContin and pain killers plus antibiotics. Bombing people from the sky with these products it will create the image of the most social and compassionate nation on earth while you still kill the masses and no objections from the Bible or the Quran.

Some slogans for the bombing campaign. 
The Mac in Morroco (Philip Lange

Bomb Burgers
Operation id-oel-fitr (sugerfest).
Macdonlad’s version Mission to world Peace.
Air Burger Special. All you need is Food.
Living in the dessert, no problem, Monsanto flying GMO’s, for every kid’s dream, comes with a small toy, incorporation with a Hollywood blockbuster movie or camel trader magazine.
Frappuccino Morgana
God’s burger King divine.
Moses Split Burger.
Jesus’s Miralcles Milkshake. Washes all your sins away.
Allah Oh burger king
From the west comes: It’s good for your bloated feeling and depression to take Ritalin or OxyContin.
Quran burger with caramel fudge syrup. Allah simply cannot resist.

Surely “we” should bomb all the desserts after Ramadan, I am sure Haagen Daz and Ben and Jerry’s can develop a cold container for the ice cream portions to survive the fall from the planes ( hell Wal-Mart ice cream does not even melt in the burning sun ( ). What would the Arab world then think of “us”, try to explain that to a child that these ice creams falling from the sky are not the gifts of Allah, but simply coming from a B52 bomber packed with Ice creams sponsored by the big corporations. All to make you happy!

Peace with a spoon of sugar.

Attachments area

(C) Bas Boon